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从守护水晶的问题到与社交媒体巨魔的争吵，喜剧演员马特·莱夫在这部欢快的单口喜剧特辑中毫无保留。

上元节灯会，百姓为天后武则天祈福，莫名出现一头全身浴火的怪兽，目击者声称是“浴火麒麟”。据说生食麒麟血肉可以治疗百病，武则天随即下旨大理寺卿薛鑫七日之内查明真相。少年狄仁杰来长安城升任大理寺“寺丞”，结果得知上元节怪案，自己需要等破案后才能述职。本想老老实实等待述职的狄仁杰，对这个离奇案件心痒难耐，阴差阳错卷入案件。经过一番调查后，狄仁杰终于找到了所谓的“浴火麒麟”，原来老王爷李淮的孙子得了一种怪病，身上长满了坚硬的银屑，就像一只披鳞甲的怪兽。然而，事情的真相并没有这么简单，狄仁杰因为擅自行动被薛鑫不喜，不允述职，将其赶回并州。狄仁杰在离开长安前，将所有疑点串联了起来，发现始作俑者竟然是大理寺卿薛鑫。就在薛鑫利用小王爷刺杀武则天的目的即将得逞时，狄仁杰及时赶到，成功阻止了他的阴谋。

"Carol Jeffries (known as 'Jeff') is a naive American woman staying in the Phillipines. She is given ten years in prison after being set up by her drug-dealer boyfriend, Rudy. She endures the harsh conditions, sadistic head matron and attempts on her life, then convinces her cell-mates to try to escape with her through the jungle, in spite of the knowledge that ruthless trackers will be sent out after them. ”“ Legend has it that Sam Arkoff, head of American International Pictures saw a statuesque Grier at his company switchboard and cast her on the spot for her breakthrough hit Coffy. That, as they say, is bull shee-it. The former beauty queen made her film debut in 1970 as an extra in Russ Meyer's big breast bonanza Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls, and appeared in a number of B-pics shot in the Philippines the following year for AiP's rival company, Roger Corman's New World Pictures. Alongside her role as the tough-as-nails prostitute in Big Doll House were supports in the horror flick The Twilight People and as a topless hooker (again!) in Cool Breeze, then back behind bars for Women In Cages.In Women In Cages, Grier plays the sadistic warden for once, a pot-smoking lesbian with a fully-equipped torture chamber (including a guillotine!). The 'New Fish' (a recent inmate, for you prison film novices), a ditzy blonde ex-stripper called Alabama, has taken the heroin possession rap for her pimp boyfriend. She knows too much, so the pimp blackmails her cellmates to execute her. A competent and well-shot entry in the tropical prison genre from Filipino director Gerry De Leon, it places the embittered ex-addict and prostitute Grier in the position of slave owner, watching her white charges toiling away in the plantation with obvious ironic glee."

独自拉扯着女儿杨春梅（师伟 饰）长大的寡妇立福嫂（舒绣文 饰）和村里的单身汉曾良臣（周森冠 饰）相爱了，这本是一件值得祝福的事情，可杨氏宗族的族长杨永成（浦克 饰）却觉得立福嫂伤风败俗。为了不让这件事外传，杨永成命令杨春梅嫁给曾良臣，迫于森严的族规，立福嫂不得不就范。实际上，杨春梅早已经和同村的青年朱小昌私定终身，一对年轻人决定挑战老祖宗定下的规矩，而立福嫂也在竹林里和曾良臣私会，商讨对策。这一幕被偶然路过的宋三嫂（傅惠珍 饰）撞见了，她马上就举报了杨春梅，导致后者被族长抓了起来。