蜀山群山之中的昆仑山，掌门孤月大师（张柏芝饰）与徒弟玄天宗（郑伊健饰）相恋，事先预感邪恶的幽泉血魔会进攻昆仑，自知无力抵抗的她，为保天宗性命而借故赶他下山，并将昆仑秘藏武器“日月金轮”交付天宗，而自己则为血魔所杀，昆仑山灵气尽被吸去。二百年后，邪恶力量再次侵犯正派，峨嵋开山祖师峨嵋真人（洪金宝饰），惟恐此战伤及凡间，乃派大弟子丹辰子（古天乐饰）前往山下疏离凡间正在交战的军队，在途中与程乐天（章子怡饰）、玄天宗相遇，却意外发现血魔的秘密，并因而落入陷阱。在生死之际峨嵋真人率弟子前来救援，玄天宗赫然发现其中一名女弟子李英奇（张柏芝饰），样子竟酷似师傅孤月大师。同时，峨嵋真人发觉中了血魔诡计，一场更为凶险的正邪大战即将展开……

Adam is a teenage artist coming of age in the aftermath of an alien takeover. The Vuvv, a species of hyper-intelligent extraterrestrials, brought wondrous technology to earth, but only the wealthiest can afford it. The rest of humanity, their livelihoods now obsolete, have to scrape together money in the tourism industry. In the case of Adam and his budding love interest Chloe, that means livestreaming their courtship for the amusement of the coffee-table sized Vuvv, who find human love exotic and interesting. When Adam and Chloe's scheme goes sideways, Adam and his mother have to find their way out of an increasingly nightmarish alien bureaucracy.Writer-director Cory Finley (Thoroughbreds, 2017 Sundance Film Festival) returns to Park City with this brazenly original sci-fi trip that features a breakout performance by Asante Blackk. Based on the novel by National Book Award winner M.T. Anderson, the film carefully threads its comedic fantasies with a morose sensibility that sends audiences on a probing exploration of class and commerce.源自：

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