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艺术就一定高档？杜尚话你知尿兜可以是艺术品，名画《蒙娜丽莎》也可以被他加上两撇须，流芳后世。杜尚轻而易举地颠覆造反，重新定义几百年以来的艺术。这位概念艺术之父，挑战传统的审美观，打破艺术的规范和形式，拒绝重复的创作模式，让后世的艺术家毫无包袱，发挥无远弗届的想像力，启发安迪?华荷（Andy Warhol）、约翰?凯吉（John Cage）、小野洋子（Yoko Ono），甚至Lady Gaga。本片聚焦费城艺术博物馆及耶鲁大学美术馆等珍藏的杜尚作品，透过如《大玻璃》，投射超越身体和现实的四维空间，提倡以不同的角度去感受艺术品。当代艺术名家库恩斯（Jeff Koons）、鬼才导演米高?歌治（Michel Gondry）、行为艺术教母玛莉娜（Marina Abramovi?）更会在片中亮相，细说杜尚如何反艺术至上。

鹧鸪菜（洪金宝 饰）、犀牛皮（冯淬帆 饰）、大山地（吴耀汉 饰）、罗汉果（曾志伟）、花旗参（秦祥林 饰）、大力丸（成龙 饰）、巴巴拉（胡慧中 饰）和维奇（元彪 饰）等警察兄弟一起放大假出外旅游，岂料他们刚刚到达目的地就被上司通知马上回港执行任务。原来，香港富商冯先生遭杀手杀害，他的女儿冯小姐（关之琳 饰）和冯先生的好友刘先生现在随时都有生命危险。于是，为了保护两人，大力丸和助手贴身保护刘先生；而年轻漂亮的冯小姐则住到巴巴拉的家由犀牛皮等人保护，众人都想和这位漂亮开放到冯小姐搭上关系；维奇和巴巴拉住入冯家引诱杀手上钩。夏日里，一连串爆笑惊险的场面上演了！

Wealthy Rollo Treadway (Buster Keaton) suddenly decides to propose to his neighbor across the street, Betsy O'Brien (Kathryn McGuire), and sends his servant to book passage for a honeymoon sea cruise to Honolulu. When Betsy rejects his sudden offer however, he decides to go on the trip anyway, boarding without delay that night. Because the pier number is partially covered, he ends up on the wrong ship, the Navigator, which Betsy's rich father (Frederick Vroom) has just sold to a small country at war.Agents for the other small nation in the conflict decide to set the ship adrift that same night. When Betsy's father checks up on the ship, he is captured and tied up by the saboteurs. Betsy hears his cry for help and boards the ship to look for him, just before it is cut loose.The Navigator drifts out into the Pacific Ocean. The two unwitting passengers eventually find each other. At first, they have great difficulty looking after themselves, but adapt after a few weeks. At one point, they sight a navy ship and hoist a brightly-colored flag, not realizing it signals that the ship is under quarantine. As a result, the other vessel turns away.Finally, the ship grounds itself near an inhabited tropical island and springs a leak. While Rollo dons a deep sea diving suit and submerges to patch the hole, the black natives canoe out and take Betsy captive. When Rollo emerges from the ocean, the natives are scared off, enabling him to rescue Betsy and take her back to the ship. The natives return and try to board the ship. After a fierce struggle, Rollo and Betsy try to escape in a small dinghy. It starts to sink, and the natives swiftly overtake them in their canoes. Just when all seems lost, a navy submarine surfaces right underneath them and they are saved.

张美丽（倪萍 饰）的丈夫多年前因无知犯法被枪毙了，数年后也失去了孩子。她深知没有文化的后果，于是美丽当上了村里面的老师，教全村的孩子们知识。城里的老师夏雨（袁泉 饰）来这个穷乡僻壤当志愿者，夏老师的到来给张美丽与孩子们带来了许多新鲜的知识与希望，可是夏老师对艰苦的环境并不适应，是张美丽那淳朴真实的感情逐步的感动了夏老师，即使丈夫前要带走夏老师，她都不舍离去。张美丽与放映员王树（孙海英 饰）有暧昧的事也被夏老师知道了，她知道王树的婚姻生活并不美满，也极力鼓励张美丽在这件事上做出抉择，为自己打算一番。他们相处和睦，可是夏老师还是要回到北京，夏老师让张美丽一起去，可是美丽丢不下孩子们，于是一大群人到来城里，城里人的歧视也让美丽清楚一定要孩子们好好念书。夏老师说服丈夫帮助改善村里的经济，本来以为不会在见到张美丽的，却因一场意外，夏老师再次回到村里去……