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老赵（赵本山饰）是个五十多岁的农民，他南下深圳打工，因好友老刘死了，不得不走上背对方尸体回家安葬之旅。他先把老刘伪装成醉鬼，混上长途车，却不幸在途中遇上劫匪（郭德纲等饰）。救了一车人钱财的他反而给乘客赶下了车。老赵只好在路上拦车，晚上住店，钱却被偷。他到别人（午马饰）的葬礼哭丧，混得饭吃……一路上，老赵遇到形形色色的中国人。目标在望之际，他累晕了，在医院中苏醒后，警察告诉他，要按规定把尸体火化。老赵带着老刘的骨灰回到他的家乡，那儿却已经拆迁了。门板上，写着老刘的儿子的留言。

餐厅经理Jill（林嘉欣 饰）一直是志安（胡兵 饰）的后备情人，Jill为了爱情，只好默默守在志安的身边。Jill的合伙人Jason（曾志伟 饰）快要退休，找来了厨师Jack（郑伊健 饰）接班。刚开始Jill对这位新合伙人好感不大，认为他也叫自己的爱人伤心。但经过了解才知道，原来Jack的女友Grace（陈文媛 饰）也跟志安一样一脚踏两船，Jack跟Jill一样都是后备情人。两个有着类似情感经历的人，在互相扶持的过程中对彼此产生了感情。两人的关系将要进一步发展的时候，志安却想专一对待Jill……

In 1995, the young Taiwanese woman writer Qiu Miaojin committed suicide in Paris’s Montmartre district, leaving behind the autobiographical novel LAST WORDS IN MONTMARTRE. Two decades later, the novel was published in English by the prestigious New York Review Books, bringing Qiu renown in Western literary circles and quickly prompting translations into other European languages. Qiu is considered the first openly lesbian novelist in the history of Chinese literature; her debut novel, NOTES OF A CROCODILE, became a “Bible” for the Taiwanese lesbian community and an underground classic in Taiwan and Hong Kong, with an official edition finally published in 2012. DEATH IN MONTMARTRE travels through Taiwan, Paris, and New York to trace the life of this literary star who enjoyed fame only after her death, interviewing literary masters from Taiwan, France, and the U.S. while discussing LGBTQ culture and lesbian literature from a perspective of equality.