重生之凤凰强少

After secret agent Michael Scarn (played by Scott) is forced into retirement due to the death of his wife Catherine Zeta-Scarn, the President of the United States of America (played by Darryl Philbin) requests that he prevent Goldenface (played by Jim Halpert) from blowing up the NHL All-Star Game and killing several hostages. Scarn goes undercover and learns how to play hockey, killing another hockey player (played by Oscar Martinez) to make it into the game, but after confronting Goldenface, he is shot. He later recuperates but learns that the President was in on it all along. Depressed, he goes to a bar to drown his sorrows. The patrons of the bar sing a song called "The Scarn" which he danced to with his wife, which cheers Scarn up immensely. With his courage restored, Scarn is able to save the day and blow up Goldenface in the process.

美国各地发生了数次番茄杀人事件，政府为此成立了一名专家小组来阻止番茄的进一步进攻。本片是一部B级恶搞怪兽片，并以独特的讽刺方式得到了影迷的追捧。

该剧是以清末民国初期军阀混战为背景,在群雄逐鹿中原战场中,发生的爱恨情愁最后双双徇情。男一号唐平武（安和）——25 九河堂第二任总堂主，他比父亲唐三把野心更大，不想再受制于军阀，他要自己组建军队，称霸北部七镇成为一方霸主！但是内心并不是完全一个狠毒残忍的人，他有可爱善良的一面，他想在自己统治之下有学校医院老百姓人人安居乐业,想实现这些前提就是要有铁腕手段,法不严不则众,当得知自己就是伊林的仇人，也有懊悔和自尽的念头。女一号伊林——18 坚强、开朗的农村姑娘，有超过18岁的智慧的心胸。她的双胞胎哥哥被预言为"麟儿"，要带领众人反抗九河堂几十年的欺压。但真正的"麟儿"其实是她。她女扮男装，成为“惊天”！

他们三个曾经是遵纪守法的好公民，但是他们的晚年却如此凄凉。在美国，社会保障制度只是政客们拉拢选民的支票，尤其是对老年人的社会保障。乔、亚尔、威利三个七旬老头铤而走险，打劫了曼哈顿的一家银行，却只抢到了可怜兮兮的三万美金……而之后的生活也并非一帆风顺。