黄飞鸿之英雄有梦西瓜影音

With the whole of Europe suffering under the thumb of the Nazis and England itself being under constant bombardment, the American commander, General Olson, and the British officer, Major Latham, have devised a bold scheme to mark a turn of the tide in the war. Now, with victory in their minds, the WAC Lieutenants, Linda Harman and Grace Freeman, have five short days to secure vital pieces of information from the doomed POW, Martha Grossman, and endure humiliation, torture, and degradation in the name of freedom. But before long, in vile Sergeant Klaus Müller's specialised camp, the two female inmates will realise that they live to serve one purpose only: to please the hungry-for-sex front-line officers of the Third Reich. Can the enslaved undercover agents fulfil their dangerous mission and escape from the infamous Love Camp 7 in one piece?

阿威与Cat，夫妻恩爱，后因小事吵架，Cat的姊姊脾性激烈，不甘妹妹被欺负，迫使Cat提出离婚，威唯有暂离居所，搬往郊外祖屋居住。怎料屋内住有一大口鬼汤玛士，面对阿威这个不速之客，汤对他多番戏弄，威唯有求助于法师，希望收服汤，然法师反被汤戏弄至狼狈而逃。威拿他没法，便用自杀来吓唬汤，并谓婚姻破裂乃由于大姨推波助澜，汤听后非常同情威，愿意代他教训大姨。岂料汤将Cat误作大姨，还对她一见钟情，决定追求...

黄文展“狗头”（任达华 饰）和何家宝“猪女”（徐子珊 饰）是香港CIB（Criminal Intelligence Bureau）的职员。CIB俗称香港警察中的狗仔队，里面人人行动低调样貌平凡，但却对罪犯有极其灵敏的嗅觉。狗头和猪女这次的任务是追踪珠宝劫案的疑犯陈重山（梁家辉 饰）。陈重山是个犯案“天才”，对躲避警察追捕有丰富经验和巧妙手段。这次CIB行动，比平时都更为艰巨。尽管已经警方十面埋伏，狗头和猪女都使出浑身解数，陈重山还是屡屡逃脱。一路的跟踪就好像猫捉老鼠，没完没了。陈重山似乎有神奇的力量，闻到警察追到身边的气味。眼看有警员在追踪过程中殉职，狗头和猪女心急如焚。

平凡的一天，房间内再次爆发大战。伴随着女主人撕心裂肺的尖叫声，汤姆和杰瑞的追逐战持续上演。混乱之中，女主人的夺命扫帚打中了汤姆的脑袋。也许是用力过猛，汤姆的大脑发生剧烈的变化。他表现得像一只老鼠，顽皮地追逐着恐慌的女主人，又从冰箱里掏出一大块奶酪和杰瑞一起分享。甚至他还将肥胖的身躯挤进了老鼠洞，毫不见外地躺在杰瑞的床上。小床那里禁得住汤姆的身躯，理所当然被压得粉碎。虽然解决了天敌的侵扰，可是杰瑞非常懊恼，因为汤姆完全侵占了他的空间。杰瑞转而向书本求助，发现汤姆可能因为剧烈撞击患了失忆症，于是他打算用相同的办法帮汤姆找回真正的自己……