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油田地质学家约翰·道尔顿被要求视察阿卜杜勒·本·侯赛因戒备森严的油田，但是当约翰阻止了对君主生命的企图时，事情将发生意想不到的转变，作为回报，他收到了感激的谢赫无与伦比的礼物：参观他的私人、但又非常真实的奴隶市场。就像这样，约翰对肉体的奇迹感到敬畏，他将成为空前美丽的见证人，因为裸体、好色、诱人的各种身材和颜色的年轻女孩邀请他去探索她们坚定而迷人的身体。然而，在紫禁城深处，有一个美国女孩愿意为她的自由做任何事情。但是谁能逃避千千万种快乐的街道呢？

清朝末年，天灾人祸不断。潮汕地区恰逢灾荒，百姓离乱。为求生存，穷苦百姓纷纷赶往南竹寺庙祈求神佑。可恨恶霸“黑沙掌”（王赤 饰）霸占寺庙，欺压百姓。拳师吴老东携子吴家泰（王群 饰）前往理论，与黑沙掌一伙展开搏斗。最终吴老东因年老体弱，惨死黑沙掌手下，心高气盛的家泰也身负重伤。侥幸逃生的家泰决定遵照父亲的嘱托，寻找黑沙掌的克星——鸳鸯腿的修习者凤兰艺人。途中，家泰偶然遇见鸳鸯腿传人朱凤妮（宗巧珍 饰）……改编自潮州民间传说《鸳鸯铁履桃》。

A Creepshow Holiday Special stars Anna Camp (Pitch Perfect) and Adam Pally (The Mindy Project). It is written and directed by Creepshow showrunner Greg Nicotero and based on a short story by J.A. Konrath (Last Call). In the holiday themed, hour-long episode, Shapeshifters Anonymous, fearing he is a murderer, an anxious man searches for answers for his "unique condition" from an unusual support group.A Creepshow Holiday Special trailer teases some of the horror that fans will be able to check out next week. As is the case with most good trailers, this one leaves a lot more questions than answers, which Creepshow fans will likely find to be intriguing. We all want to know what goes down in Shapeshifters Anonymous ("were-cheetah" and "were-tortoise?"), and luckily, we don't have to wait too much longer to see what the Shudder crew has put under the Christmas tree for us this year. However, there might be more than a few people who are a little too scared to tear off the wrapping paper, thanks to the creepy trailer.