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故事发生在北宇治高中的管乐团中。铠塚霙（种崎敦美 配音）和伞木希美（东山奈央 配音）分别负责双簧管和长笛的演奏。铠塚霙从小就性格内向胆小害羞，在国中时一直过着非常孤独的生活，希美的出现和靠近让铠塚霙第一次感受到了友情带来的温暖，因此将希美视为自己最珍贵的宝物，没想到眷恋和依赖带来的却是患得患失的不安全感。在高中最后一次音乐比赛中，铠塚霙和希美决定选择《莉兹与青鸟》为参赛曲目。这首出自悲伤童话的歌让铠塚霙不可避免的将自己和希美之间的关系带入其中。随着比赛日期的日渐接近，铠塚霙和希美之间的间隙却越来越大。

Playing with both a structural principle of the cinematic medium (the synchronization of sound and image) and one of its core dimensions (to function as a machine for the reproduction of ghosts) with boundless gusto, the greatest polymath of the 1970s New York avant-garde devotes this first part of his Hapax Legomena cycle to nostalgia. He sets it, though, in brackets and openly wonders: can we feel nostalgia for the present? Via a sequence of 13 shots, each of which sees a photograph Hollis took of the New York arts scene ritually burned on a stove while the narrator has already moved on to describing the next still, this classicist poet, photographer, sculptor, critic, and filmmaker who set cinema on a new course explores the limits of representation, rescinding and resurrecting the capacity of the image to speak of reality.源自：

李护士（许冠杰 饰）是精神病院的护士，一次偶然间，他发现了病院的打杂阿添（许冠文 饰）经常在停尸间偷取死去的病患身上的贵重物品。于是，李护士提出四六分账，阿添无奈接受，两人就这样合作干起了这个偷鸡摸狗的行当。一日，病院新来了一名病人大只佬乔明，他入院不久就精神病发去世了。阿添在停尸间里发现了乔明身上带有一些名贵古董的碎片。兴奋不已的两人调查后得知乔明有一个女儿，人称公主。他们找到了公主，哄骗公主后得知乔明生前经常在香港一个海滩潜水。两人来到海滩后轻易找到了价值连城的古董，但这时，意外发生了！

Toxie finds he has nothing to do as a superhero, as he has ridden his city of evil. He decides to go to work for a major corporation, which he discovers may be the evilest of all his adversaries.