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故事发生在华北某山区。遭裁员的笨山（赵本山 饰）巧遇郁郁寡欢的木犊（石国庆 饰），二人在县城贴出广告：山木多功能有限公司承揽婚丧嫁娶、推拿按摩、美容化妆。一时间顾客盈门，可他俩根本不懂广告中所吹项目，被按摩的客人叫声像杀猪，割双眼皮基本靠画，来占卜的人更是被晕得五迷三道。开张第二天，就有人吊着胳膊找他俩算帐，二人落荒而逃。二人逃到乡下，承揽了某乡长为孙子搞的百日庆典，笨山还捎带着接下为张大妈（陈立中 饰）和王二婶（黄素颖 饰）两家结阴亲的活儿。冒充厨师的木犊正为一道广东莱猴脑着急上火，笨山赶忙弄一盘猪脑端上去充数。由于找不到王二婶儿子的坟地，笨山弄一副狗骨头冒充其儿子的遗骨......

An elaborate Hollywood retelling of the Bible stories narrated by the film's director John Huston. We open with the Creation of the World and arrive at the Garden of Eden with Adam and Eve (Michael Parks and Ulla Bergryd) and continue on to Cain (Richard Harris) and the murder of Abel (Franco Nero). Next, we visit Noah (John Huston) and his ark with its spectacular flood sequence. Then we come to the story of Nimrod, King of Babel (Stephen Boyd), the emergence of man's vanity and the heights to which it could aspire if unchecked. Finally we cover Abraham (George C. Scott), a mystic who spoke personally with God, a leader of men, a builder of nations, a pioneer and a warrior and Sarah (Ava Gardner). At the time she conceived her first child, the event being forecast by an Angel of the Lord. Three such Heavenly Messengers (all portrayed by Peter O'Toole) appeared in the course of events which befell Abraham and Sarah.

在一个平静的日子，一股充满邪恶气息的小星球向地球逼近。人们惶恐不安，唯恐行星撞上地球。孙悟空和克林联手向行星发出龟派气功，却起不到任何作用。行星与地球擦肩而过，却也造成巨大的灾难。这时，一艘巨大的宇宙飞船降临大地，来者自称史拉格大王，他声称要将地球纳入自己的统治范围，并将地球改造成一艘宇宙飞船。史拉格是一个那美克星人，由于自幼被恶魔收养，他的灵魂中充满了罪恶，完全没有那美克星人善良的本性存在。凭借神龙的帮助，苍老的史拉格恢复青春活力，魔力空前高涨。为了阻止史拉格的罪恶计划，龙珠战士和史拉格军团展开连番恶战……本片为《七龙珠》剧场版第七部。

本美术片为折纸片，根据《聊斋志异》中《狼三则》改编，造型和背景设计为刘泽岱。张老汉虽年近七旬，精力依旧旺盛，以杀猪宰羊卖肉为业的他常常起早贪黑忙个不停。某天早上，他担着满满一篮猪肉去赶集，在山中遇到了三只豺狼，为了摆脱豺狼，他先后丢下猪头肉、猪肠子，可豺狼吃完后仍紧跟他不放，最终一篮猪肉全下狼肚后，它们还想吃下张老汉。见躲不过，张老汉开始智斗豺狼。