After secret agent Michael Scarn (played by Scott) is forced into retirement due to the death of his wife Catherine Zeta-Scarn, the President of the United States of America (played by Darryl Philbin) requests that he prevent Goldenface (played by Jim Halpert) from blowing up the NHL All-Star Game and killing several hostages. Scarn goes undercover and learns how to play hockey, killing another hockey player (played by Oscar Martinez) to make it into the game, but after confronting Goldenface, he is shot. He later recuperates but learns that the President was in on it all along. Depressed, he goes to a bar to drown his sorrows. The patrons of the bar sing a song called "The Scarn" which he danced to with his wife, which cheers Scarn up immensely. With his courage restored, Scarn is able to save the day and blow up Goldenface in the process.

幕末时期，日本面临外国列强入侵的局面，而国内局势动荡不安。刚刚在下任将军选定中胜出的“南纪派”代表井伊直弼（松本幸四郎 饰）入主幕府，担任大老之职，不久便掀起“安政大狱”，打击敌对的“一桥派”领袖及下级武士。以水户浪人星野监物（藤雄之助 饰）为首的32名脱藩武士集结江户，密谋刺杀井伊大老。但井伊并未按预料的那样登城，初次行动失败。副首领住田启二郎（稻叶义男 饰）怀疑内部有人走漏消息，经两位统领排查，最终锁定在尾州浪人新纳鹤千代（三船敏郎 饰）和上州浪人栗原荣之助（小林桂树 饰）身上，他们都和井伊有着千丝万缕的关系……

为了寻找下落不明的太子（图特哈蒙 配音），大护法（小连杀 配音）来到了一个诡异而又古怪的小镇上，在那里居住着一群不会说话的花生人，它们夜夜点燃来路不明的油灯，将天上漂浮的巨大花生熏得黑漆漆的。大护法在镇上找到了藏匿在此的太子，并遇见了一直在保护着太子的小鸣（幽舞越山 配音）和会说话的花生人小姜（李兰陵 配音），在大护法的威逼利诱之下，太子同意跟他回去继承王位，却在半路上遭到了绑架。在解救太子的过程中，大护法渐渐解开了这个小镇上隐藏的骇人谜团，与此同时，他的强大宿敌亦在身后步步紧逼，企图将他置于死地而后快。

在一个平凡的海边小镇，一家便当店门口人头攒动。粗犷的男子们大声谈笑，似乎他们都知道这个永远挂着甜美笑容的店员千寻（有村架纯 饰）曾从事过风俗业的缘故，于是肆无忌惮地开着下流玩笑。面对男人的调戏和女人的嘲讽，千寻始终微笑面对。空闲的时候，她去附近的公园锻炼身体，周身散发着阳光与朝气。对生活感到窒息的少女久仁子被千寻的气质所吸引，于是便偷偷观察她，拍摄她。出身单亲家庭的男孩小诚缺少关爱，他则以粗暴的方式对待千寻。当然，这两个性格截然不同的小朋友最终和千寻建立起了纯洁的友情。阳光明媚，不知是否能照亮孤独安静的角落呢？本片根据安田弘之的同名漫画改编。