讲述了赴京求学的书生隋源，在求学的路上误入锦鲤鱼妖江小虞的“鸳鸯火锅”陷阱并与她相知相爱的故事。故事以长江为轴线，重新解读了火锅文化，营造出了一个奇诡绚丽的妖物世界

一个年轻的拿破仑军官追踪一个神秘的女人而来到一个年迈男爵的城堡，在那里他发现这个女人是听命于一个老巫婆，其最终目的是迫使男爵自杀……Roger directed for two days on a set left over from a previous production, and without a proper script. He hired Francis Coppola to write a script and finish the picture. After five weeks of shooting, Roger fired Francis, and hired me to finish the picture. Jack Hill was hired to write a new script with me. A lot of what Francis shot was thrown out, except for the stuff with the witch from WIZARD OF OZ. (Dorothy Newman), and I finished the picture in five days of shooting. All of the interiors are Roger's (with the exception of Francis's witch's lair), and most of the exteriors are mine. To the best of my recollection, and contrary to legend, Jack Nicholson did not direct any of the film.

家宝（邓丽欣饰）样子甜美，受到很多男士的欢迎。与志荣（森美饰）晴晴（钟嘉欣饰）夫妻是老同学。家宝无意间发现了志荣与朋友碧莲之间的暧昧，志荣更与家宝大谈第三者，家宝面对晴晴的时候十分内疚，不知是否应该告之真相，也把事情告诉了自己的室友阿蚊（杨爱瑾饰）。家宝遇到了自己的旧男友大力（方力申饰）的同时也跟医生Joe（张敬轩饰）互有好感，三角关系十分尴尬。家宝被人加害，怀疑是大力继分手后的再次暗算。家宝后来还是觉得大力对自己的感觉是真的，于是重修旧好。但没想到，一切的事情都有各自的真相，令人大感惊奇。

北宋年间，杨家将出战金沙滩，佘太君求得“七子去六子还”的签语，心中忐忑。国丈潘美因杨七郎打死自己儿子，使计陷害杨家将，令杨家一门忠烈在金沙滩的对辽战事中几乎俱折，唯有杨五郎（刘家辉 饰）负伤逃脱、杨六郎（傅声 饰）发狂返回天波府。潘美为斩草树根，引辽兵入宋，暗中将天波府团团围住，以防杨家将面见皇帝伸冤。杨五郎得悉皇帝下诏斥自己为叛徒，心感走投无路，经一义士以命相劝，遂远上五台山清凉寺请求出家，方丈因其杀性未伏，不予接纳，杨五郎强驻寺中，并化杨家枪法为棍法，潜心修炼。不久，天波府因僧人报信，派出杨八妹（惠英红 饰）赴五台山接杨五郎，沿途潘美步步紧逼，令杨五郎下山救妹复仇……