影片开始，相声大师侯宝林和郭启儒上台鞠躬，要给大家说一段电影相声。最开始侯宝林先展示了一段电影魔术，把搭档一会儿变大，一会儿变小，闹出不少的笑话。接着他们进入了本片的故事：说的是在一个晴朗的日子里，北京动物园门口人头攒动。有一个戴鸭舌帽的男人（侯宝林 饰）嫌队伍太长，想方设法插队或者混进动物园。进园后，他的各种不文明现象不仅没有收敛，反而变本加厉。时而乱丢果皮纸屑，时而违反规定随便逗弄动物。后来他躺在长椅上睡觉，偏偏旁边训练大象吸引了他的注意力，由此闹出了更多的笑话……本片根据著名相声表演艺术家侯宝林的经典相声作品改编。

1991年，苏联解体，原隶属苏联体系下的社会主义国家纷纷宣布独立，东斯拉夫共和国正是众多新生国家中的一员。然而东斯拉夫两极分化严重，社会严重失衡，反叛军与政府军进行了长达十数年的战争。时间进入21世纪，双方的战争愈演愈烈，甚至传闻已有“怪物”加入进来，战争开始朝着不确定的方向发展。为了调查生化武器的实情，里昂获命来到东斯拉夫。混乱之中，他被反叛军抓获，可是遭到寄生虫操控的人类很快冲击了他们的栖息地和城市。与此同时，艾达也抱着神秘目的来到东斯拉夫。战争毁灭了一切，滋养着恶魔，里昂能否阻止事态进一步恶化呢……本片根据经典同名电子游戏改编。

Dear Brigitte is one of the funniest comedies from the 1960s, about a tone-deaf, color-blind boy genius with one interest: Brigitte Bardot. James Stewart plays professor Robert Leaf, a typical college professor (when speaking of college professors typical means liberal, but this was 40 years ago and labels change). Leaf teaches poetry, lives in a houseboat in San Francisco, vocally opposes nuclear power and progress in general. He has an original way to make the family stick together - family concerts. His daughter calls him square. Leaf's 8-year old son Erasmus is played by Billy Mumy (Sammy the Way Out Seal, Lost In Space, Bless The Beasts & Children, Three Wishes). Leaf hopes to find artistic genius of some sort in his only son, and nurtures him in music, painting, literature, etc. But Leaf is disappointed, to put it mildly, when it turns out Erasmus has a gift for math, can out-think the colleges newest computer, instantly compute horse-race winners. I don't want to give away too much of the plot, but Erasmus had been writing to Bardot regularly, and after the family comes to depend on his ability, his love-sickness causes a mental block. Glynis Johns (Father's Delicate Condition, The Cabinet of Caligari, Mary Poppins) plays Leaf's wife. Ed Wynn (Requiem For A Heavyweight, Mary Poppins) is a neighbor / captain / narrator. Other cast include Fabian, Cindy Carol, John Williams, Jesse White, Jack Kruschen, and James Brolin in an early bit part. Brigitte Bardot appears at the end.

1982年6月的一天，长春光机所副研究员蒋筑英（巍子 饰）因公前往成都出差。他和善地和妻子路长琴（奚美娟 饰）以及女儿告别。本以为是一次例同以往的公干，谁知却再也没有回到温暖的家中。未过几天，长琴接到长春光机所的通知，得知丈夫因病住院，急需她去长春护理。焦急的女子此时还不知晓，丈夫已在15号的那天病故了。怀着惴惴的心情，长琴踏上旅途，而与丈夫相守的往事如电影一般在头脑中回放。当年英气勃发的蒋筑英，为了学习光学从杭州来到长春，为钻研业务自学了五门外语。这个在祖国科研事业上坚定前行的工作者，怀着崇高的理想向科学的殿堂进发，直到用尽最后的力气……