蒋介石依靠美帝国主义发动了内战，他从美帝那里取得了军备武装，向解放区大肆进攻。人民解放军顽强抵抗，越战越强，最后把蒋介石围困在城中。此时城堡变成一只瓮头，蒋介石变成鳖，解放军一脚踩烂瓮头，活捉了变成鳖的蒋介石。

著名导演，暴力宗师北野武（北野武 饰）突然厌倦以往拍摄的黑帮电影，宣布再也不拍黑帮片，涉猎其他的题材。北野武开始尝试各种影片。他拍摄了小津安二郎风格的亲情片、催人泪下的爱情片、反映50年代社会风貌的怀旧片、恐怖片、忍者片、科幻片等十多部电影，都因为不同的原因而失败，他的导演生涯因此遭遇到瓶颈，需要反思。

Miyako is a frustrated insurance saleswoman stuck in a major dry spell. She tries every trick in the book, including aggressive flirting, which gets her plenty of gropers but no buyers. One day while venturing down a narrow stairwell, she injures her ankle and happens upon Mitsuru who works for some mysterious foreign company. Decked out in high goth style -- complete with long inky black hair and mascaraed eyes -- Mitsuru cuts quite an odd figure, yet his seductive though menacing ways make him difficult for Miyako to resist. Escorting her to his office to treat her ankle, Miyako notices that his all-female staff seem more glassy-eyed and soul-deadened than the average office workers. In fact, they seem almost like zombies. Later, weird things start happening. Mitsuko finds vomit on her doorstep, she seems to be tailed by a shadowy woman in a red dress, and most strikingly, she finds herself utterly powerless against Mitsuru's advances. Soon she is offered a job at Mitsuru's office among the undead and the damned. Does Miyako's potential new place of employment at least offer stock options in exchange for her soul?

市子（筒井真理子 饰）是一名善良的护士，她负责看护的对象，是一位癌症末期的名为塔子的老人。基子（市川实日子 饰）是塔子的女儿，她和家人之间的关系曾经非常的紧张。因为市子的介入和调剂，基子渐渐缓和了亲子关系，并且找到了未来努力的方向，她希望自己能够成为和市子一样温柔而善良的护士。基子的妹妹纱纪（小川未祐 饰）被卷入了一场绑架事件中成为了人质，直到一周之后才被从囚禁中解救出去。让市子没有想到的是，绑架犯不是别人，竟然是自己的侄子辰男（须藤莲 饰）。基子和市子达成了统一意见，决定不将这件事情告诉塔子，但当基子得知市子即将和别人结婚后，嫉妒和愤怒冲昏了头脑，令她做出了无法挽回的举动。