改编自小说《北大差生》，讲述了学渣周林林和“隔壁家的学霸”方予可之间的酸甜爱情故事。本以为高考结束就可以分道扬镳，没想到阴差阳错，两人一同考进了全国最高学府的最冷门专业——畜牧系。为了弥补曾经无意间给方予可造成的“初恋创伤”，周林林千方百计帮方予可追回“校花初恋”，自己却在不知不觉中掉进了青春的陷阱…毕业季即将来临，深藏你青春回忆深处的那个 TA 是否还在你的身边？

SWAT指挥官瑞格（莱瑞克?本特 饰）突然被绑架，卷入了一场致命游戏，他必须在一个半小时之内过关斩将，躲过一个比一个恐怖的陷阱，才能保住性命。经验十足的FBI探员斯琼姆（斯科特?派特森 饰）来到被折磨得筋疲力尽的警察局，协助警探一起研究被竖锯玩死的受害者尸体，试图找出蛛丝马迹。随着调查的深入，竖锯变态的起因以及他邪恶的计划渐渐浮出水面……

After secret agent Michael Scarn (played by Scott) is forced into retirement due to the death of his wife Catherine Zeta-Scarn, the President of the United States of America (played by Darryl Philbin) requests that he prevent Goldenface (played by Jim Halpert) from blowing up the NHL All-Star Game and killing several hostages. Scarn goes undercover and learns how to play hockey, killing another hockey player (played by Oscar Martinez) to make it into the game, but after confronting Goldenface, he is shot. He later recuperates but learns that the President was in on it all along. Depressed, he goes to a bar to drown his sorrows. The patrons of the bar sing a song called "The Scarn" which he danced to with his wife, which cheers Scarn up immensely. With his courage restored, Scarn is able to save the day and blow up Goldenface in the process.

江湖艺人张宣带着女儿彩凤（王玲 饰）四处卖艺，一路来到了浙江钱塘县，在这里，彩凤遇见了名叫李玉（司徒霖 饰）的秀才。李玉被身手不凡的彩凤深深的吸引了，而彩凤也醉心于李玉满腹经纶的才华，两人可谓是看对了眼。在这个节骨眼上，钦差奉旨来到钱塘挑选八百名美女，这并不是一件好事，所以消息一经传开，全城的百姓们都开始为自家的女儿寻找女婿，只要结婚，便能躲过一劫，这使得风流倜傥的李玉顿时成为了香饽饽。本城富户王员外（管吾 饰）相中了李玉做自家女婿，不管李玉愿不愿意，就强行将他拉入府中，囚禁了起来。入夜，李玉翻墙逃走，意外的落入了隔壁家的院子里，哪知道刚巧就遇上了暂住在这里的张宣和彩凤。