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An affluent medical professor, Komiya, and his bossy wife, Tokio, are to look after Setsuko, their high-spirited niece from Osaka. Setsuko is a liberated woman who does what she wants, including smoking, even though she is a minor. On Saturday, the professor does not feel like going to his weekend golf game, but his wife packs him off anyway. So he leaves his bag at the apartment of his student Okada, and goes to a bar with a friend. Setsuko traces him there, and insists that he take her to a geisha house. When she gets rather tipsy, the professor calls Okada to take her home, while he sleeps at Okada's. The wife becomes suspicious of Setsuko when she sees Okada bringing her home, and also of her husband when she discovers that he did not go golfing.

吏部尚书李廷甫（钱妙花 饰）五十寿辰之际，四方宾朋齐来贺寿。席间好友之子王玉林（陈少春 饰）仪表不俗、才华横溢，李尚书爱之切切，遂将爱女李秀英（金采凤 饰）玉林，不日成亲。好一对郎才女貌的天仙绝配，羡煞旁人，却独独气坏一个，这便是秀英的表兄顾文友（魏凤娟 饰）。顾贪恋表妹容貌而不可得，于是在媒婆的诡计安排下，于新婚之夜撇下藏有碧玉簪的情书一封，企图拆散王李两家的联姻。玉林偶见书信，阅毕断定秀英是一败德之女。自此之后，他拒绝与秀英合房，还千方百计设法休妻。可怜秀英这饱读诗书的大家闺秀，蒙受天大的不白之冤……

1958年，水晶湖营地发生一起两人死亡的命案，而这只是陆续发生在水晶湖旁的一系列凶案和怪事之一，多年以来，附近居民视营地为不祥之地，有意无意敬而远之。水晶湖营地的老板史蒂夫为重整营地，雇佣六名辅导员一起将营地翻新，爱丽丝、杰克（凯文?贝肯 Kevin Bacon 饰）等六人性格活跃，不时用恶作剧缓解无聊的营地生活。另一方面，厨师安妮奔赴营地而来，却在临近村落受到了“疯子”劳夫的警告，结果安妮未到营地，便被害死在路上。水晶湖营地的怪事频现，蛇和劳夫先后拜访辅导员们，为当地的传言更增添了注脚。当夜大雨倾盆，各行其是的辅导员们先后被杀害，而凶手，就潜藏在他们的周围。

Aspiring filmmakers Mel Funn, Marty Eggs and Dom Bell go to a financially troubled studio with an idea for a silent movie. In an effort to make the movie more marketable, they attempt to recruit a number of big name stars to appear, while the studio's creditors attempt to thwart them. The film contains only one word of dialogue, spoken by an unlikely source.