庶出不为妾

冬日，北京城中村。傻子大庆一家三口和三个贴小广告为生的年轻人来顺、小飞、阿骏住一个院子里。大庆总是在屋顶补天，来顺也喜欢待在屋顶看书。大庆家的狗一直在叫，吵得小飞、阿骏补不了觉。小飞、阿骏找到了新的娱乐方式，折磨那只狗。狗终于挣脱了跑了出院子，大庆跟父母刚好骑着三轮车从外面回来。车躲让不及，翻车。大庆父母回了老家。过完年，来顺在路边遇到了那只狗……

时尚杂志小编辑程羽蒙（倪妮 饰）准备了几个月的意大利托斯卡纳之行被主编（刘孜 饰）无情改成了尼泊尔旅行团，无奈的她只好跟着由几个大妈组成的“大姐团”、没礼貌的富二代王灿（井柏然 饰）、失恋的职场新人“李热血”（刘雅瑟 饰）一起开启了尼泊尔之行。程羽蒙这次行程被要求完成一个有关于幸福的稿子，但是问题不断的她基本上写不出来，而她的团友们也有着各式各样的问题，尤其是富二代王灿，总干着令人生厌的事情。随着旅行的深入两人愈发势不两立，可在经历了许多遭遇之后两人的关系得以缓和，在旅行结束前的最后一天王灿邀请她进行了人生第一次的滑翔，在等着风起的时候，程羽蒙的内心终于得到了平静。本片改编自鲍鲸鲸的小说《游记，或是指南》，片名来自于小说中滑翔教练的话。

"Carol Jeffries (known as 'Jeff') is a naive American woman staying in the Phillipines. She is given ten years in prison after being set up by her drug-dealer boyfriend, Rudy. She endures the harsh conditions, sadistic head matron and attempts on her life, then convinces her cell-mates to try to escape with her through the jungle, in spite of the knowledge that ruthless trackers will be sent out after them. ”“ Legend has it that Sam Arkoff, head of American International Pictures saw a statuesque Grier at his company switchboard and cast her on the spot for her breakthrough hit Coffy. That, as they say, is bull shee-it. The former beauty queen made her film debut in 1970 as an extra in Russ Meyer's big breast bonanza Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls, and appeared in a number of B-pics shot in the Philippines the following year for AiP's rival company, Roger Corman's New World Pictures. Alongside her role as the tough-as-nails prostitute in Big Doll House were supports in the horror flick The Twilight People and as a topless hooker (again!) in Cool Breeze, then back behind bars for Women In Cages.In Women In Cages, Grier plays the sadistic warden for once, a pot-smoking lesbian with a fully-equipped torture chamber (including a guillotine!). The 'New Fish' (a recent inmate, for you prison film novices), a ditzy blonde ex-stripper called Alabama, has taken the heroin possession rap for her pimp boyfriend. She knows too much, so the pimp blackmails her cellmates to execute her. A competent and well-shot entry in the tropical prison genre from Filipino director Gerry De Leon, it places the embittered ex-addict and prostitute Grier in the position of slave owner, watching her white charges toiling away in the plantation with obvious ironic glee."

大龙国皇帝（黄宗洛 饰）时逢六十大寿，下诏进行斗鸡比赛，民间遂刮起一股斗鸡热。农民张老三（马恩然 饰）携杂毛鸡进宫打擂，由于每次斗前杂毛鸡都要炊酒，它很快战胜两只雄鸡，月月公主（谢兰 饰）对它爱不释手留在宫中。嗜酒如命的杂毛鸡在宫中出尽洋相，张老三和狗蛋（裴元章 饰）被逐出宫门。慧王向皇帝进言，要杂毛鸡和金鸡决斗，皇帝欣然应允。不知杂毛鸡嗜好的贾才（潘长江 饰）为使金鸡夺冠，给杂毛鸡灌下白酒，结果杂毛鸡有如神助，毫不费力地战胜了金鸡。鸡冠国决定乘胜追击，下战书给大龙国要与金鸡决斗，并设计围困了大龙国皇帝与众大臣......