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日本忍者流派想在地大物博的中国立足，就必须先歼灭少林，于是定出一连串阴险计谋，使少林卷入一系列纠缠不清的纷争之中，并苦练忍者术欲图独霸武林，从此中国大地风波不断……

Tom chases Jerry into a fish cannery; they get sealed into cans. Tom breaks out, but falls off a pier as the cans roll under him. A shark chases him out of the water; Tom drops an anchor on the shark. Meanwhile, Jerry has been hopping in his can; Tom opens it, and puts his finger in, which Jerry bites. Jerry tricks Tom into falling off the end of another pier, and right into the shark's path again. The shark manages to get Tom into a very precarious position, barely holding the jaws apart. Jerry takes pity, and dumps a shaker full of pepper into the shark, which ends up on the processing line and stuffed into a huge can. Tom is unrepentant, so Jerry tricks him with a fake shark fin.

柳生一族贼心不死，沿途派遣数队刺客截杀拜一刀父子，但最后悉数落败。这一日父子俩投宿旅店，一名叫松女子跑来寻求帮助，拜一刀（若山富三郎 饰）手刃前来追赶之人。闻讯赶来的妓院老板酉藏（浜木锦子 饰）索人，拜一刀拒绝，并甘愿替女孩受罚。严刑拷打并未使拜一刀屈服，反而使酉藏受到震撼。酉藏的主人三浦带刀（滨村纯 饰）因此拜托拜一刀刺杀其仇人猿渡玄蕃（山形勋 饰）。另一方面，得知消息得猿渡召集数百人兵马围杀拜一刀父子，父子俩与猿渡的军团在地藏原展开殊死拚杀……

麦道梅（曾志伟 饰）人如其名，一生历经坎坷无数，去内衣厂工作就连累企业业绩直线下滑，谈女朋友就被抛弃，连累的三十多岁的家姐至今未嫁。无奈的姐姐拿出了家传的玉镯赠与一事无成的麦道梅，希望帮他转运，抑郁的麦道梅酒后驾车，被人撞下高坡，迷迷糊糊见到了牛头马面，此二鬼卒告知麦道梅阳寿未尽，在王百万、包黛丽、石神三人身亡之后即是他麦道梅之死期……清醒过来的麦道梅马上遇上了被撕票的富翁王百万，而石神便是绑架王百万的案犯之一，而包黛丽则是石神的女友，为了自救，麦道梅试图保护包黛丽和石神，因此卷入了这起绑架案，而石神的妹妹石女（钟楚红 饰）更是令麦道梅心动。未知麦道梅如何自救，又怎样赢得石女芳心？