爱重来

George Washington McLintock, "GW" to friends and foes alike, is a cattle baron and the richest man in the territory. He anxiously awaits the return of his daughter Becky who has been away at school for the last two years. He's also surprised to see that his wife Katherine has also returned. She had left him some years before without really explaining what he done but she does make the point of saying that she's returned to take their daughter back to the State Capitol with her. GW is highly respected by everyone around him including the farmers who are pouring into the territories with free grants of land and the Indians who are under threat of being relocated to another reservation. Between his wife, his headstrong daughter, the crooked land agent and the thieving government Indian agent, GW tries to keep the peace and do what is best for everyone.

私立圣和女子学院凭借其海外留学制度吸引无数品学兼优的女孩报考，但它背后却有着不可告人的罪恶勾当。某日，分别来自五个地方的转学生来到该校，除了乖乖女小早川一绘（織部ゆう子 饰）外，其余4人都是问题多多的不良少女，而绰号“口哨”的风花亚纪（池玲子 饰）更是其中翘楚。刚来的第一天，她们便和红原龙子（衣麻遼子 饰）率领的黑玫瑰会发生龃龉，双方冲突不断。另一方面，亚纪凭借出色的花剑技巧加入深泽岚子（一の瀕レナ 饰）所率领的体育会。深泽依仗和理事长篠原角太郎（金子信雄 饰）的不伦关系独掌学院大权，甚至将黑玫瑰会都踩在脚下。亚纪的姐姐曾是该学院的优等生，但自从留学后便杳无音讯。她无意中得知校方的罪恶勾当，而体育会和黑玫瑰会之间的矛盾也愈演愈烈……

五个西方女孩是由中国海盗绑架并卖到妓院。而他们被训练成为妓女，一对夫妇当地居民采取怜悯他们，并教他们功夫绘出他们逃跑。这五个衣着暴露的女孩，用他们的新发现的武术技能，然后....

天上降龙罗汉（周星驰）与众仙打赌，称在凡间会令三名凡人于一定时限内为他人作出牺牲，否则他愿再受轮回之苦。伏虎罗汉化身和尚济公来到人间，边游戏人间边普渡为生的间隙，他选中被老天所罚的九世乞丐（黄秋生）、遭男人欺女人辱的妓女（张曼玉）、杀人如麻的大盗（黄志强）为实验品。凭 借鬼马机智巧妙安排一番后，济公与三人建立了良好的关系，而最终，九世乞丐与大盗被济公感化作出为他人牺牲之举，妓女更是一往情深爱上他，令他开始为是否自动放弃神仙身份留在凡间而烦恼。