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黄子华栋笃笑系列的第八辑。场目﹡黄子华冇炭用前传01、开场白02、陀衰家03、破产04、失业05、自杀06、大学生07、老人家08、减肥09、成年人10、董建华11、从来不是天堂12、传媒笑系列的第八辑。

奥尔良监狱里新来了两个“无辜”的罪犯：Zack（汤姆·威兹 Tom Waits 饰）和Jack（约翰·劳瑞 John Lurie 饰）。Zack是一个DJ，被女友抛弃后在街上浪荡的他接受了一个朋友的工作：把一辆车开到一个地方，路上他却被警察拦了下来随后在车后座发现了一具尸体；而Jack则被一个老朋友所说服，去见一个年轻貌美的妓女，就在他准备享受一番之时，警察破门而入将他带走。不久，监狱里又来了一个意大利杀人犯Bob（罗伯托·贝尼尼 Roberto Benigni 饰）。三人在一间牢房里闹了不少笑话。百无聊赖的他们计划逃狱，竟然成功了。三人艰辛走过沼泽地，穿过树林，来到了一个意大利女人Nicoletta（尼可莱塔·布拉斯基 Nicoletta Braschi 饰演）住的小屋。Bob和Nicoletta两个意大利人沉浸在爱河中，最后只剩下Jack和Zack继续上路，而他们两人又将在面对岔路口时走向何方......本片由美国独立电影导演吉姆·贾木许Jim Jarmusch执导，为一部黑白电影，参加了1986年的戛纳电影节。

归来了，那曾经远射天狼星，学徐霞客游历八方，目光矍铄的焚鹤人。他说，西子湾是他最後的归宿。《逍遥游》跟随余光中夫妇的游屐，牵引出诗人的乡愁、文学启蒙、写作风格与文坛交游，更可见其走过中西思潮交会澎湃的岁月，找寻属於自己的声音。在那些铿锵的思维与文句垒叠起来的生命史中，余光中最後把身心都托付给岛屿南方的海湾，和夫人一起，静静陪伴对方的烛光。

In court for murder, Professor Moriarty is released seconds before Holmes arrives, too late, with vital evidence. Free again Moriarty vows to Holmes that his next crime will be so fiendish and amazing that Holmes's reputation will be finished. Moriarty sets about a fiendish plot involving the crown jewels and a series of mysteries to distract Holmes's mind.I enjoy most of this series as they all seem to run to the same formula. Here the plot goes back to basics and adds more of the mystery and less of the comedy. The plot is an enjoyable battle of wits between the two great minds. The downside is that the side-mystery that Moriarty sets up takes up the majority of the time and the two don't cross swords as well as they do in a gentlemanly beginning. The mystery surrounding Miss Brandon works OK but not really great as you know the whole time who is behind it and why. The jump to the crown jewels is too easily made and is a bit of a letdown.The comedy is less evident than usual but is still there. However it is overwhelmed by the more serious side. Bruce still does well but I was glad that he stood up to Holmes more than usual – telling him off for treating him like a child and such like. Rathbone is a good Holmes but his logic was off here and I wasn't as impressed by him as I usually am. Zucco is an interesting foil, but doesn't get enough time to work here. Lupino in an early role is interesting but a little too heavy and tads to overplay her tension a bit.Overall this is an OK addition to the series. The plot is reasonable but focuses too much on the diversion than the central characters and the reduction in comedy makes it feel a lot heavier than usual.